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Post by +Lady Miki+ on Sept 3, 2007 15:13:28 GMT -5
Nephrite-"No,Naru,I don't want to share a chocolate parfait with you. I would rather have YOU for my dessert.
Naru-"All right. Go ahead and bake me."
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Post by naruhasnothingonme on Sept 3, 2007 20:57:53 GMT -5
Hahahaha that's funny.
Ummmm let's see something Nephrite would never say....
"Okay, Zoicite, here are the keys to my ferarri!"
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Post by +Lady Miki+ on Sept 4, 2007 7:16:11 GMT -5
You've got that right!
*Leo the Lion gives a looooong yawn*
Nephrite-Leo-that's rude!Do it again and I'll make you eat a cockroach!
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Post by tanzanite on Sept 4, 2007 23:30:42 GMT -5
"Zoi, honey, I'm home!!"
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Post by +Lady Miki+ on Sept 5, 2007 7:11:44 GMT -5
XDD!
Nephrite:"Meh,being sophisticated,reserved,proper and dignified is SO overrated. Someone shoot me if I ever behave that way again."
Naru-You bet I will.
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Post by naruhasnothingonme on Sept 5, 2007 14:40:14 GMT -5
Nephrite: Mmm...I need a hair cut!
Naru: *grins* OK! I 've got a pair of scissors right here!!!
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Post by +Lady Miki+ on Sept 6, 2007 7:21:35 GMT -5
You got that right he would never say that!
Nephrite-I'm sick of this long hair. Maybe I'll cut it short.*takes out star sword and cuts off 10 inches of his hair*
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Post by Captain Foxy on Sept 6, 2007 7:26:00 GMT -5
Neflite: Zoicite-I love you! I want to marry you!
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Post by +Lady Miki+ on Sept 6, 2007 7:37:18 GMT -5
XDDDD!
Nephrite:Blech! I DESPISE first rate things! They're so boring!
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Post by naruhasnothingonme on Sept 7, 2007 7:30:51 GMT -5
Nephrite: I think I will just go and trade my ferarri for that mini van. A mini van would be a lot more practical for traveling with the rest of the shitennou or some of my youma, plus the five star safety rating would make Naru-chan feel so much more at ease when we are driving through traffic at the acceptable rate of speed!
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Post by +Lady Miki+ on Sept 7, 2007 7:37:12 GMT -5
Good one!!
Naru*tells Nephrite that her leg hurts,and asks him to rub it for her*
Nephrite:"I am not your masseuesse,so LEAVE ME ALONE!"
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Post by naruhasnothingonme on Sept 7, 2007 7:40:56 GMT -5
^^hahahaha
Nephrite steps out of the hair salon.
Naru*gasp*
Nephrite: WHat??
Naru:Why did you dye your hair blonde?
Nephrite: Uhhh blondes have more fun...DUH!!
Naru: Ok...then why did you also have to put your hair up like Usagi's..
Nephrite:....*long silence, then blushes and says in sheepish voice* I wanted to look pretty...
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Post by +Lady Miki+ on Sept 7, 2007 7:46:47 GMT -5
ROFL!!
Naru*runs her fingers through Neph's long chestnut brown tresses*
Nephrite-"Mortal,if you don't take your filthy hands out of my hair RIGHT THIS INSTANT,I shall have to slice them off with my sword!" *takes out starsword*
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Post by Lady1Venus on Jul 13, 2009 14:01:29 GMT -5
No offense guys, but those are all good things on what he would not say, but I don't find any of them funny. If anything it makes my stomach nearly turn as it's completely out of character.
Now something along the lines he would not say that would be 'in character' for him is...
"Zoisite thinks I'm a prissy, well I would what he would do if I gave him a gender change..."
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