Post by ShiningGalaxy on Jan 3, 2010 18:05:29 GMT -5
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The Day That Inuyasha Got Zapped By A Bug Zapper
"Inuyasha! What are you doing?" Kagome Higurashi asked, with her hands on her hips. She looked at Inuyasha with a cocked eyebrow, but walked away when she realised that the dear half-demon was preoccupied with an unusual device.
What is this strange contraption? Inuyasha thought as he took the weird holding device in his hand, he didn't know at the time what it was used for but it was cool because everytime he pushed a button it would hum.
When dear Inuyasha pushed the button again, a fly, just a regular little fly came buzzing toward him, the poor fly wasn't asking for trouble but that mean old Inuyasha decided to hit poor old Mr. Fly with the lovely tennis racket looking thingy, and at the same time pressed the button.
Well, I guess I can probably see what happened to poor old Mr. Fly right?
~ZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP~
"Ooooohhh...It zapped the bug!!" Inuyasha said with amusement as an evil little glint became more evident in his eyes. He looked around for more things to Zap. So he looked at Kagome's cat, who was minding its own business as well.
Inuyasha, of course got the idea to get rid of that lazy evil thing...so quickly and quietly of course, there goes the humming noise and Zaapppp goes the cat! The cat screeched from being zapped and ran out of the room.
Inuyasha was left there with that evil little contraption, laughing like a madman, who just got escpaped from the psych ward, at the hospital...Hehe. Oh how he was loving it.
So, because he was having the time of his life decided to find that poor, poor little kitty and zap it again, so after an hour of trying to find that damn cat, he went to find Kagome....oooohhh she's not gonna like it!
"Kagome, can you do me a favor?" Inuyasha asked with such innoscence in his voice that Kagome never seen it coming, but of course it was waaaayyy to late. Kagome went over, and closed her eyes when Inuyasha asked her.
Inuyasha started to snicker as he pressed that evil button....Closer, and closer it got...just waiting to get ahold of Kagome which would be its next victim.
Kagome didn't see it coming as she felt such a shock and opened her eyes and gave a really big swat. Can you see what comes next? I bet I know what...Oh goody you got it! As those infamous words were said.
"Inuyasha Sit Boy!"
Inuyasha let go of the bug zapper as his face landed right square to the ground, Kagome was really angry as she got that little glint as well....Inuyasha with his acute sense of hearing could hear that evil little buzzing and tried to get up but everytime he did all he would hear was SIT BOY.
Kagome finally had revenge as she had fun zapping Inuyasha for about an hour, gleefully doing so from hearing him scream, hehe. This was the dreadful day when Inuyasha learned not to zap someone...unless you're willing to get zapped back.
So what do you think the moral of the story is? Well its easy! Don't play with a damn bug zapper...I should know those things hurt!!!
The Day That Inuyasha Got Zapped By A Bug Zapper
"Inuyasha! What are you doing?" Kagome Higurashi asked, with her hands on her hips. She looked at Inuyasha with a cocked eyebrow, but walked away when she realised that the dear half-demon was preoccupied with an unusual device.
What is this strange contraption? Inuyasha thought as he took the weird holding device in his hand, he didn't know at the time what it was used for but it was cool because everytime he pushed a button it would hum.
When dear Inuyasha pushed the button again, a fly, just a regular little fly came buzzing toward him, the poor fly wasn't asking for trouble but that mean old Inuyasha decided to hit poor old Mr. Fly with the lovely tennis racket looking thingy, and at the same time pressed the button.
Well, I guess I can probably see what happened to poor old Mr. Fly right?
~ZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP~
"Ooooohhh...It zapped the bug!!" Inuyasha said with amusement as an evil little glint became more evident in his eyes. He looked around for more things to Zap. So he looked at Kagome's cat, who was minding its own business as well.
Inuyasha, of course got the idea to get rid of that lazy evil thing...so quickly and quietly of course, there goes the humming noise and Zaapppp goes the cat! The cat screeched from being zapped and ran out of the room.
Inuyasha was left there with that evil little contraption, laughing like a madman, who just got escpaped from the psych ward, at the hospital...Hehe. Oh how he was loving it.
So, because he was having the time of his life decided to find that poor, poor little kitty and zap it again, so after an hour of trying to find that damn cat, he went to find Kagome....oooohhh she's not gonna like it!
"Kagome, can you do me a favor?" Inuyasha asked with such innoscence in his voice that Kagome never seen it coming, but of course it was waaaayyy to late. Kagome went over, and closed her eyes when Inuyasha asked her.
Inuyasha started to snicker as he pressed that evil button....Closer, and closer it got...just waiting to get ahold of Kagome which would be its next victim.
Kagome didn't see it coming as she felt such a shock and opened her eyes and gave a really big swat. Can you see what comes next? I bet I know what...Oh goody you got it! As those infamous words were said.
"Inuyasha Sit Boy!"
Inuyasha let go of the bug zapper as his face landed right square to the ground, Kagome was really angry as she got that little glint as well....Inuyasha with his acute sense of hearing could hear that evil little buzzing and tried to get up but everytime he did all he would hear was SIT BOY.
Kagome finally had revenge as she had fun zapping Inuyasha for about an hour, gleefully doing so from hearing him scream, hehe. This was the dreadful day when Inuyasha learned not to zap someone...unless you're willing to get zapped back.
So what do you think the moral of the story is? Well its easy! Don't play with a damn bug zapper...I should know those things hurt!!!