Funny Commercial Quotes

[+Lady Miki+]

From the Dirt gods commercial:
Dirt god:Jerry,what are you doing?!
Jerry:Shining my bike.
Dirt god:Why?!
Jerry:Because it's dirty."
Dirt god:From now on,your name will be Sally!"
*laughs*

Pinata:"Whoa.I'm a magical pinata.If you let me down from here,I'll grant you all your wishes.For you,a pet cobra.And for you,what about karate lessons?"
*kids let him down*
Pinata:Giddyup,ya,ya,that was acting,children!"

[soulrock]

Here are 2 links for some of the great Canadian comercials. These are 2 testements on what a great comercial can be and something you an watch all the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=2rc7qd8xdEs

youtube.com/watch?v=mcTxNBnLF30

[+Lady Miki+]

From the Domino's Pizza commercial:

*Delivery man comes with cheesybreads*

Kids outside:Cheesybreads,cheesybreads,cheesybreads!"

*delivery man gives the kids the cheesybreads and knocks on the door...the man answers the door*

Delivery man:Here's your change and I gave the cheesybread to your kids.

Man:I don't have any kids.