"We're Turtles friend!" "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Variety, sleezeball."
Good Morning, Vietnam
"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Aragorn - "If by me life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword..." Legolas - "...and you have my bow..." Gimli - "...and my axe." Boromir - "You carry the fate of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done." Sam - "Hey. Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me." Elrond - "No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not." Merry - "Hey! We're coming too!" Pippin - "Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing." Merry - "Well, that rules you out, Pip." Elrond - Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring. Pippin - Great! Where are we going?
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Legolas - "Final Count. 42." Gimli - "42? Well that's not bad for a pointy ear elf princeling. But I'm seating pretty on 43." Legolas - (takes out an arrow and strikes the dead Orc, Gimli is seating on) "43." Gimli - "He's already dead." Legolas - "He was twitching." Gimli - "He was twitching because he's got my ax embedded in his nerves system!"
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Gimli - (Aragorn readies to take the Paths of the Dead but is stopped by Gimli) "Where do you think you're going?" Aragorn - "Not this time Gimli." Legolas - (Walks up to them, leading his horse) "Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of dwarves" Gimli - "You may as well accept it. We're going with you, laddy."
Gimli - "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf." Legolas - "What about side by side with a friend?" Gimli - "Aye. I could do that."