Excuses for missing work

[+Lady Miki+]

I saw this on another forum and thought it was fun. Here you come up with excuses people have for not going to work.

My car windows are broken and I don't want my co-workers to see.
I have a terrible migraine.
I have a severe backache.
I twisted my ankle and the doctor said not to go anywhere.

[Lady1Venus]

- I was just literally sick twice
- I'm snowed in, car is too buried and it will take all day just to dig it out
- Just had a death in the family
- I thought I had the day off (looked at the schedule wrong)

[Princess Cosmos]

my street is flooded because of the water main in front of my house, can't get out(actual excuse used)
there was a shooting on my street, swat is covering the whole street(another actual excuse used)

[Neo Lady Serenity]

"My friend is having a baby." Now that's a good one.