Post by naruhasnothingonme on Sept 2, 2007 21:45:16 GMT -5
I came up with this when I was supposed to be during my senior paper last April. Some of it got a bit morbid because it was very very late at night. Kudos if you read the whole thing! ;D
1. Make a list of 100 ways to put off term paper.
2. Download songs.
3. Put downloaded songs onto Mp3 player.
4. Dance like a villain to all the newly downloaded songs on Mp3 player.
5. Sleep. In fact take a coma. 48 hours will do nicely.
6. Watch reruns. Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Full House, Family Matters, Boy Meets World, even games shows on Game Show Network. All work nicely.
7. Fake your own death.
8. Attend the funeral of your own faked death.
9. Cry at the uselessness of the shows you watched and how they did't help you obtain knowlege of the topic your paper is on.
10. Wear on your entire wordroe.
11. Decide that nothing you own is nice and throw it all on the floor.
12. Finally decide your clothes are OK and wash every piece of clothing you have.
13. Make jewelery out of paper clips.
14. Curse the name of the teacher or professor who assigned the paper.
15. Dance widley around the neighborhood. Maybe it will snow the next day. Snow days kick a**.
16. Accidently break all of your fingers. You can't type or write...too bad that paper wil have to wait until you heal.
17. Go to a chorus concert and poke fun at the kid who can't sing.
18. Bake cupcakes and throw them at passing vehichles. Everyone loves a cupcake.
19. Make a crank call to the Peeps company.
20. Run away and join the cirucs.
21. Make a costume of your favorite anime/video game character.
22. Cosplay!
23. Watch a marathon of vH1's "I Love the..." series.
24. Stare at the blank computer moniter.
25. Learn swear words in different languages.
26. Laugh at other for they do not understand when you call them a mother f****in a different language
27. Practice stripper moves in front of your stuffed animals/action figures.
28. Decide your body is dry.
29. Cover 90% of body with lotion and rub it all in.
30. Watch your cat eat a mouse. It's the food chain. Your teaching yourself a lesson through nature.
31. Paint your finger and toe nails a bright summery color.
32. Exercise. Jane Fonda. Now squeeze the buttocks tight and press the small of the back to the floor and release it.
33. Read comics. Catch up on "Mutts", "Blondie", "Garfield',"Hagar the Horrible"...
34. Learn Japnese by watching anime in it's orginal form. Gomen no ne sunao jana kute...
35. Bath your pets. If you don't have any make some up.
36. Meditate.
37. Attempt to reach nirvana through meditation.
38. Take a lamaze class. So what if you're not pregnant or a guy. It might come in use later.
39. Get into a serious instant message conversation.
40. While your at it throw a chat party.
41. Ponder what it means to be human.
42. Write poetry about the deep meaning of the cosmos.
43. Take the Sears Wish Book into the bathroom for some serious reading.
44. Let's DANCE!!! the Electric Slide, followed by the Macerena, and the Cha Cha Slide.
45. Learn how to play the saw.
46. Make an elaborate plan on how you would have saved Nicholas II and his family from execution.
47. Try to contact the dead with a Ouija board.
48. Chop some wood with out shoes on. Everyone loves a dangerous person.
49. Play Barbies.
50. Catch up on your favorite soap opera. Theresa+Ethan forever and ever.
51. Check myspace/facebook obsessivly.
52. Spin a yarn about creepy men in grave yards and tell it to small children.
53. Spin the bottle.
54. Clip obituaries of someone young or has been cremated and scrap book it.
54. Build a house of cards.
55. Go on a hunger strike protesting the papers. They inhibit the free spirit and waste my time.
56. Take the dog for an hour+ walk. It relieves stress.
57. Go grave rubbing.
58. Gig for flounder.
59. March to the nearest sea.
60. Go to your favorite message board and see who responded to your diatribe about the change in the quality of band aids.
61. Condition your hair with body lotion. If it can make skin smooth and silky it can do for my hair.
62. Eat. keep on piling it in fatty. your paper just gets later and later.
63. Retain water.
64. Cry about feeling fat and bloated.
65. Give yourself 500 Hail Mary's for penance.
66. Sun bathe until your skin is all nice and leathery.
67. Plan a trip to Alaska to go play with the grizzly bears.
68. Put on make up. Enough to look like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.
69. Practice the merengue your Spanish so kindly taught you.
70. Remember that your printer doesn't work and fling it across the room.
71. Look at old pictures from when you where little.
72. Cry about how you had it all when you were a little kid.
73. Hold your breath so much so you pass out. Show that research paper who's boss.
74. Create a websight in honor of your favorite ex assemblyman or anime character or both.
75. Plant an oak tree and watch it grow.
76. When that oak tree finally grows chop it down for fire wood. You'd be cold by then.
77. Ride your bicycle around the neighborhood so you can show off your pimpin ride.
78. Stargaze.
79. Tip a cow. I was once told it was really fun.
80. Sing a song of six pence.
81. Cram your pockets full of rye. Now you are just like that nursery rhyme.
82. Watch Beauty and the Beast.
83. Now decide whose prettier Belle or Beast turned back into the prince.
84. Go and catch fire flies. So what if it might be the wrong time of year. It's all in your head.
85. Go to Wal-Mart specifically with the plan to free the fishes. There's a sink next to the tanks...it could work..
86. Write an angsty 10 page diary entry full of tension and dripping wth irony, but make sure it whispers transcendental hope in a tiny voice to the reader.
87. Write a fanfiction.
88. Ask yourself wouldn't it have just been easier to write my paper then to come up with a list of 100 things to do instead of write a paper.
89. Through away all you old dance costumes.
90. OR make them into one really great costume.
91. Wear that costume to some random school dance.
92. Write a letter to Santa Clause asking for all your enemies to die during Christams.
93. Now right a letter to Santa asking for forgiveness because you realize he is one of arch enemeies...
94. Realize you repeated number 5 in your list of 100 ways to put off a paper and fix that problem.
95. Streak through room. Now all of your stuffed animals are blind. good job.
96. Since your stuffed animals have gone through the terrible trauma of seeing you naked, you must now take them with you to therapy.
97. For good luck on the day you face your teacher asking for an extention on your paper eat an entire box of Lucky Charms all by yourself.
98. Share the luck when you puke all the charms on you kitchen floor.
99. Come up with elaborate plan as to why you could not do your paper eventhough you had a month to do it.
100. Start that paper in July when you are good and ready.
1. Make a list of 100 ways to put off term paper.
2. Download songs.
3. Put downloaded songs onto Mp3 player.
4. Dance like a villain to all the newly downloaded songs on Mp3 player.
5. Sleep. In fact take a coma. 48 hours will do nicely.
6. Watch reruns. Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Full House, Family Matters, Boy Meets World, even games shows on Game Show Network. All work nicely.
7. Fake your own death.
8. Attend the funeral of your own faked death.
9. Cry at the uselessness of the shows you watched and how they did't help you obtain knowlege of the topic your paper is on.
10. Wear on your entire wordroe.
11. Decide that nothing you own is nice and throw it all on the floor.
12. Finally decide your clothes are OK and wash every piece of clothing you have.
13. Make jewelery out of paper clips.
14. Curse the name of the teacher or professor who assigned the paper.
15. Dance widley around the neighborhood. Maybe it will snow the next day. Snow days kick a**.
16. Accidently break all of your fingers. You can't type or write...too bad that paper wil have to wait until you heal.
17. Go to a chorus concert and poke fun at the kid who can't sing.
18. Bake cupcakes and throw them at passing vehichles. Everyone loves a cupcake.
19. Make a crank call to the Peeps company.
20. Run away and join the cirucs.
21. Make a costume of your favorite anime/video game character.
22. Cosplay!
23. Watch a marathon of vH1's "I Love the..." series.
24. Stare at the blank computer moniter.
25. Learn swear words in different languages.
26. Laugh at other for they do not understand when you call them a mother f****in a different language
27. Practice stripper moves in front of your stuffed animals/action figures.
28. Decide your body is dry.
29. Cover 90% of body with lotion and rub it all in.
30. Watch your cat eat a mouse. It's the food chain. Your teaching yourself a lesson through nature.
31. Paint your finger and toe nails a bright summery color.
32. Exercise. Jane Fonda. Now squeeze the buttocks tight and press the small of the back to the floor and release it.
33. Read comics. Catch up on "Mutts", "Blondie", "Garfield',"Hagar the Horrible"...
34. Learn Japnese by watching anime in it's orginal form. Gomen no ne sunao jana kute...
35. Bath your pets. If you don't have any make some up.
36. Meditate.
37. Attempt to reach nirvana through meditation.
38. Take a lamaze class. So what if you're not pregnant or a guy. It might come in use later.
39. Get into a serious instant message conversation.
40. While your at it throw a chat party.
41. Ponder what it means to be human.
42. Write poetry about the deep meaning of the cosmos.
43. Take the Sears Wish Book into the bathroom for some serious reading.
44. Let's DANCE!!! the Electric Slide, followed by the Macerena, and the Cha Cha Slide.
45. Learn how to play the saw.
46. Make an elaborate plan on how you would have saved Nicholas II and his family from execution.
47. Try to contact the dead with a Ouija board.
48. Chop some wood with out shoes on. Everyone loves a dangerous person.
49. Play Barbies.
50. Catch up on your favorite soap opera. Theresa+Ethan forever and ever.
51. Check myspace/facebook obsessivly.
52. Spin a yarn about creepy men in grave yards and tell it to small children.
53. Spin the bottle.
54. Clip obituaries of someone young or has been cremated and scrap book it.
54. Build a house of cards.
55. Go on a hunger strike protesting the papers. They inhibit the free spirit and waste my time.
56. Take the dog for an hour+ walk. It relieves stress.
57. Go grave rubbing.
58. Gig for flounder.
59. March to the nearest sea.
60. Go to your favorite message board and see who responded to your diatribe about the change in the quality of band aids.
61. Condition your hair with body lotion. If it can make skin smooth and silky it can do for my hair.
62. Eat. keep on piling it in fatty. your paper just gets later and later.
63. Retain water.
64. Cry about feeling fat and bloated.
65. Give yourself 500 Hail Mary's for penance.
66. Sun bathe until your skin is all nice and leathery.
67. Plan a trip to Alaska to go play with the grizzly bears.
68. Put on make up. Enough to look like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.
69. Practice the merengue your Spanish so kindly taught you.
70. Remember that your printer doesn't work and fling it across the room.
71. Look at old pictures from when you where little.
72. Cry about how you had it all when you were a little kid.
73. Hold your breath so much so you pass out. Show that research paper who's boss.
74. Create a websight in honor of your favorite ex assemblyman or anime character or both.
75. Plant an oak tree and watch it grow.
76. When that oak tree finally grows chop it down for fire wood. You'd be cold by then.
77. Ride your bicycle around the neighborhood so you can show off your pimpin ride.
78. Stargaze.
79. Tip a cow. I was once told it was really fun.
80. Sing a song of six pence.
81. Cram your pockets full of rye. Now you are just like that nursery rhyme.
82. Watch Beauty and the Beast.
83. Now decide whose prettier Belle or Beast turned back into the prince.
84. Go and catch fire flies. So what if it might be the wrong time of year. It's all in your head.
85. Go to Wal-Mart specifically with the plan to free the fishes. There's a sink next to the tanks...it could work..
86. Write an angsty 10 page diary entry full of tension and dripping wth irony, but make sure it whispers transcendental hope in a tiny voice to the reader.
87. Write a fanfiction.
88. Ask yourself wouldn't it have just been easier to write my paper then to come up with a list of 100 things to do instead of write a paper.
89. Through away all you old dance costumes.
90. OR make them into one really great costume.
91. Wear that costume to some random school dance.
92. Write a letter to Santa Clause asking for all your enemies to die during Christams.
93. Now right a letter to Santa asking for forgiveness because you realize he is one of arch enemeies...
94. Realize you repeated number 5 in your list of 100 ways to put off a paper and fix that problem.
95. Streak through room. Now all of your stuffed animals are blind. good job.
96. Since your stuffed animals have gone through the terrible trauma of seeing you naked, you must now take them with you to therapy.
97. For good luck on the day you face your teacher asking for an extention on your paper eat an entire box of Lucky Charms all by yourself.
98. Share the luck when you puke all the charms on you kitchen floor.
99. Come up with elaborate plan as to why you could not do your paper eventhough you had a month to do it.
100. Start that paper in July when you are good and ready.