WTH?

[Princess Cosmos]

Alright, I was visiting a site today www.eternalsailormoon.org and she had a dumb rumor page, so I was reading until I came across this website lavender.fortunecity.com/lumley/425/ . and honestly i had to say what the hell??? Get this she has the little story lines on the diff scouts here's a tidbit from the sailor moon story...

Sailor Moon
I found a talking cat called Luna that gave me my Sailor Locket
I have a Luna Pen to make me have the appearance of an adult so I can enter in places where a teenager like me would not be able to go

Sailor Mercury
wasnt' that bad, kinda short

Sailor Mars
I am the most misunderstood one on the group, they're always talking about how Serena is so good, and what does she do, or where she is, only because she's the Moon Princess

Sailor Jupiter
I went to the same school where Serena and Amy are, but I used a different uniform because I didn't got another

Sailor Venus
I found a cat called Artemis that gave me the opportunity of converting in a Scout and gave me the power of the Crescent Beam Smash, so I accepted and now I'm one of the group

Sailor Uranus
Hi! I'm Haruka Teno, one of the most strong Scouts, and the people say that I'm also one of the strangest Scouts, it is only because they don't understand why I like to act like a boy, I wear men clothes, and I do men sports, like F-1 racing and motocross, but I also like to play the piano.
My family is very rich so we have an helicopter and three cars: a white one, a yellow one (my favorite one) and a black one.
I spend a lot of time on my mansion, with my best friend Michiru, people say that she is my gay girlfriend, but she is not, I have not found a way to make she accept it.
Some people say that I'm gay, and that really don't bother me, its'n that I'm gay or something, but I'm not so sure about that all, because I don't understand anything of that, yes, I actually dress like a boy, do men sports and use to flirt with girls, but I'm not too serious with that, same as I'm not too serious with my relationship with guys

Sailor Neptune
Some people says that I'm weirs because I spend more time with my friend Haruka instead that other guys, but it is only because she is a cool girl (it all is only to know she very well) and I'm so shy with guys

Sailor Pluto
there wasn't a file on sailor pluto

Sailor Saturn
Ther isn't one on saturn either

ooooookkk.....so what do you think? That this person has never watched the anime or something?

[Captain Foxy]

I'd like to know where on Earth she got her information from. Haruka has NEVER owned a white or a black car,and Lita was too tall for the uniforms at school,so she never got a uniform. I'd say this person did'nt pay any attention to the anime...

[Lady1Venus]

I agree One Eyed....

The facts are mostly all off

[Captain Foxy]

Yeah,and I also get the impression that the person is homophobic.just look at they way the person talks about Haruka and Michiru and how they "aren't gay".

This site is also jammed with dead links. I give this site a big fat 0 out of 10.

[Princess Cosmos]

Good Lord, I love this website!! yay! for www.eternalsailormoon.org!!! Another WTF

Another guestbook entry left by "Usagi-kun" follows. May I remind people that my guestbook isn't a place to make up stories and amuse yourself: "Sailor Galaxy------ Okay, a lot of you don't know about Sailor Galaxy. Well, first, we have to explain the Silver Millenium and her part in it--- 1000 years ago, the moon was under attack. Everybody died, except for Queen Serenity, Luna and Artemis*two talking cats* and...a simple tin can of fried turkey. An empty simple tin can of fried turkey. Queen Serenity: Oh no!*cries* Everyone is gone! Except you Luna...Artemis...and that simple, tragic tin can of fried turkey. I KNOW! I'll use my SILVER CRYSTAL THINGMAPOP and send them all to Earth, 1000 years ahead! SILVER CRYSTAL THINGMAPOP SUPER KAILDOSCOPE DOUBLE POWER! *Everybody gets sealed in balls and float towards Earth* Serenity: Goodbye, everyone! Serenity! Endymoin! Luna! Artemis! And especially YOU, simple tin can of fried turkey! God Bless You! AND ALL THE OTHER TIN CANS IN THE UNIVERSE! PRESENT Usagi: AAAAAAAHHH! Mama, why didncha wake me up! WAAAAAH! *runs to school* Haruna-sensei: Students, I'd like to welcome a new student to our class, Nezu Michiru. Michiru: Hi everyone. I'm glad to be here. *Daimon blasts through door* Daimon "Can": Oooh, perfect crystals here! Time to wrap the beef!*takes all the heart crystals except for the Senshi's and Michiru's* Usagi: Guys, we gotta transform! Ami: But Michiru-kun is here! Mako: No matter! Jupiter Star Power! Ami: Mercury Star Power! Usagi: Moon Cosmic Power! All: MAKE UP! *girls transform and Michiru ducks into the closet* Michiru: The Deathbusters! Those witches! Ara! Cosmic Universe Heartache, MAKE UP! *Michiru transforms into a Sailor Soldier with a silver and pink fuku, that looks like Super Sailor Moon's* *Sailor Galaxy jumps out of the closet* Galaxy: Hurting innocent third year junior high students! How dare you! Cosmic Spiral Heartache! *attack destroys the daimon* All other soldiers: Michiru-kun! Michiru: Sure, whatever. * And that's HOW the Inners found out about Michiru and Sailor Galaxy. And, of course, you're asking why Serenity made a tin can into a sailor of the Galaxy. Well, the Inners AND Outers didn't have enough power to destroy the Deathbusters, so she used her SILVER CRYSTAL THINGMAPOP to turn the tin can into Michiru, making her sailor of the Galaxy. Wanna know more on Michiru? Sailor Galaxy Name: Nezu Michiru Birthday: October 10, 1978 Blood Type: O Age: 15 Hobbies: wasting time, reading Soldier Postion: Outer Element: Universe/heartache Items: Cosmic Heartache Compact, Heartache Cosmic Rod, Universe Time Key Fighting Style: Both Galaxy's Powers and Items Cosmic Heartache Compact- her compact used to transform. Much like Usagi's Crisis Comapct. Universe Key- like the Silver Crystal, only like a flower shape. It is in her compact, and she can transform with this. Heartache Cosmic Rod- her rod used in all her attacks. When used, the Universe Key blossoms on it. Cosmic Universe Heartache, MAKE UP- her henshin call Cosmic Spiral Heartache- her main attack. The Universe Key comes off her rod and releases energy at an enemy. Cosmic Flower Hurricane- causes a breeze of flowers to surround her, blocking any attack. Michiru doesn't play a major role until the very end of S, when her Cosmic Spiral Heartache and the Sailor Planet Attack destroy Mugen Gakuen and she is the first to find baby Hotaru. She appears again in mid SuperS, her Dream Mirror being taken by the Qaurtet. She has a major role in Stars, when she is revealed to be Princess Kakyuu

[Princess Cosmos]

Luna and Artemis make cameo appearances in the anime, because the show is centered on the senshi, not cats, however Diana appears in every episode because she is a reincarnation of Sailor Cosmos

The Sailorsenshi each represent a holiday in Japan. Moon represents Easter, because she likes easter eggs. Mercury represents Christmas, because she gets presents. Mars represents Independance Day because she is patriotic. Jupiter represents Valentines Day because she's rich. Venus represents Thanksgiving, because she likes to eat birds. Neptune represents Halloween because she looks like a freak without her costume. Uranus represents New Years, because she is the youngest senshi, so she is new. Pluto represents Memorial Day because she has very good memory. Saturn represents St. Patrick's day because her fuku has green.

An interesting e-mail someone got. I think it explains itself.
Subj: Faker!
Date: 8/13/99 9:37:34 AM Central Standard Time
From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]

i think it is really stupid for you too make up all those other sailor scouts! there are only 5 scouts: moon, venus, jupiter, mars and mercury. there are no such thing as sailor uranus & pluto and neptune and saturn, it is a stupid interent joke that everyone fell for ecxept me! and there is not a sailorchibi either, her name is just renie and she already went back to the moon! it was really mean of you to try and trrick me in to beleiving you that there are more sailors. you are so stupid to think that! from; sailormoon

[Princess Cosmos]

Ready for a major kicker? I think all sm fans will get a major kick out of this one!!

SAILOR MOON IS A CARTOON CRATED BY DIC ENTERTAINMENT AND NAKO TAKAUSHI!!! ITS THE KEWLEST SHOW ON EARHT!

SERINA IS SAILOR MOON AND SHE LIVES WITH HER PAERNTS AND HER BOTHER AND HER TWIN SISTER. SHE IS A PRINCES OF FRANCE AND IS MARIED TO DARIAN SHIELDS WHO IS SOOO KUTE! LUNA IS HER CAT AND IS HER GAURDIAN ANGLE AND IS ALWAYS HARASING HER, SHE SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD BRITISH LADY!!! SERINA HAS AN UGLY KID NAMED RINI WHEN SHES ONLY 14!!!! ISNT THAT GORSS?!!!!

AMIE IS SAILOR MERCURY AND SHE IS A TOTAL GENUS AND STUFF HER IQ IS LIKE 100!!! SHES A REAL DORK THO AND SHE ALWAYS STUDYS AND STUFF AND SHE HAS A BOYFIEND NAMED GREG WHO SHE IS ALWYS MAKING OUT WIHT. SHE IS THE MOST POWERFULEST SCOUT.

RAY IS SAILOR MARS AND SHE IS SUCH A STUPID whore SHES IN LOVE WITH DARIEN EVEN THO HE LOVES SERANA AND THEY CHEAT WITH EACH OTHER. RAY HAS A NASTY GRANDFATHER AND SHE ASLO LOVES CHAD AND THEY SHARE A ROOM AND STUFF. SHE TOTALLY HATES SEREINA!!!!!!

LYTA IS AILOR JUPITER AND SHE IS REALLY BIG AND TINY AND SHE THINKS SHE IS SO MUCH BETER THAN EVERY1 BUT SHES REALLY JUST A COOK AND NOT MUCH ELSE. SEHS GOT REALLY KEWL POWERS AND STUFF SO SHE WHUPS NEGABUTT!!!

MINA IS A DITSY BLOND AND SHE IS SAILOR VENUS BUT SHE WAS SAILOR B ONCE IN ENGLADN AND NOW LIVES WITH THE OTHER SCOUTS IN AMERICA. THEY ALL HAT MINA ECEPT LITA BUT NOONE KNOWS WHY. SHES GOT A GUADRIAN NAMED ARTIMES.

AND THEN THERES THE OUTTER SENCHE!!! THE ALL GOT OUTTIE BELLYBUTTONS!

BARBRA OR POO IS SAILORPLUTO AND SHES GOT MILDEW FOR HAIR, LOOK AT IT ITS ALL GREEN AND STUFF EWWWWWW... AND SHE IS THE GUARDAIN OF TIM OR SOMETHING AND SHE HAS LOTS OF FIRENDS THAT HANG OUT WITH HER ALL THE TIME!!!

EDNA IS SAILOR NEPTUEN AND SHES EDNA CUZ GERTRUDE THINKS SHES AN OLD WOMAN! SHES GOT SEA WEED HAIR AND SMOKES A LOT SO SHE HAS REALLY YELLOW ICKY TEETH AND HER BREATH STINKS. SHES GOT A POWER AND THAT ABOUT IT.

GERTRUDE IS SAILOR URANUS AND HES NAMED AFTER GERTRUDE STEIN WHOSE A WRITER OR SOMETHING BUT WHO KNOWS WHY HE HAS A WOMANS NAME WHEN HES CLEARLY JUST A PRETTY GUY AND HES EDNAS SON!!! AND THEYRE ICKY AND HAVE A KID TOGETHER EWWWW!!!

SO HILLARY CLINTON IS THERE DAUGHTER AND SHES SAILOR SATURN WHOSE REALLY SATAN!!! AND SHE REALLY HATES REENY AND TRIES TO BEAT HER WITH HER BIG STICK THINGY

AND THEN OF COURSE THERES RENE WHOSE JUST A PINK PAIN IN THE BUTT SO SHE SHOULD GO DIE AND STUFF CUZ I DONT LIKE HER!!! DIE RENI!! (A comment from me about this one: the description had a pic of Chibi Chibi...)

AND OF COURCE THERES DARIEN WHOSE MARIED TO SERE AND HAS REANE WITH HER WEEEEEEEIRD! THIS GUY IS A REAL LOZER CUZ HE CHEATS WITH RAY AND BARABA TO!!! AND EVEN WITH RENEE!!! WHAT A DORKUS!!

I HOPE YOU LIKED MY PAGE CUZ ITS THE KEWLEST PAGE AROUND NO ONE HAS A PAGE THIS KEWL NO ONE!!! ALL THOSE OTHER SM PAGES SUCK COMPARED TO ME!!!
this was one giant part of the rumor page summited by S.Volcano on page 9 of eternalsailormoon.org's rumor page!

[Captain Foxy]

You gotta wonder what kinds of drugs these people are taking.....

[Princess Cosmos]

I know right? Now let me ask you this..what are dumb rumors you've heard on sailor moon? I'm totally interested into hearing this...

[Princess Cosmos]

Just thought I should add a few random rumors and such I've found. Would anyone care to point out what is horribly, horribly wrong and sad with these statements? in parentheses is my notes. Everything is written, as how I saw it written, so please dont get on me for typos...

-The Starlights are a band of sisters who turn into guys.

-Hotaru was kidnapped by Tomoe at birth and was physically abused by him

-Sailor Moon and the scouts are from California

-SuperS stands for 'SuperStars,' 'SuperSix,' 'SuperSenshi,' et cetera

-Princess Kakyuu And Yaten are married

-There are 800 Sailormoon episodes

-The Starlights are manly looking women who grow big boobs when they transform

-All the technicolor-haired senshi (including Reeny) belong to a cult

-Bunny's name in Japanase is Uranai Sukino (i'm sure it is...)

-Ami was in love with Mamoru like a long time ago but she failed a test and couldn't be with him....(okay...)

-Haruka and Michiru aren't lesbians because in reality, Sailor Uranus had a twin brother who loved Sailor Neptune and some really weird story about their past

-The Amazoness Quartet and the Amazon Trio were the original Inner and Starlights before Seyia, Yaten, Taoki, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto and Minako showed up

-Sailorvenus is the true ruler of the Moon Kingdom, Queen Serenity, but she gave it up to Sailormoon because she wanted to pursue archery.(yep right up there with ice skating, and ballroom dancing..)

-Uranus is infatuated with the Inner Scouts, and Luna almost kicked her out because she turned Neptune into a lesbo too

-The name of the creator of Sailormoon is Naomi Tamagotchi (I always forgot about my tamagotchi, it died several times....i've been meaning to get a new one for the past 10 years...)

-Sailor Cosmos does not really exist, she's just a fanfic character with a lot of popularity (now thats just mean...)

-There's only 65 episodes of Sailormoon. All that other crap is just fanart. (really? wow...we had some amazing fanartists then for the rest of the show...)

-Darien used to be the Prince of the Moon and Serena was Princess of the Earth, but they traded places because Serena had the crescent moon mark on her forehead and Darien didn't

-Saturn's second attack is Silence Glaive Apply (S. Saturn: I WILL APPLY MY SILENCE GLAIVE TO THIS BATTLE!!)

-The Arabian Knight (If you watched all the episodes) is actually Darian.(Tuxedo Mask) The reason Tuxedo mask was taking a break is because Darian(Tuxedo Mask) Was kidnapped by Queen Bareyl. Queen Bareyl had her own evil purposes for Tuxedo Mask and her to rule the world together. But because of Tuxedo's good heart, and the fact that he would never do such a terrible thing on his own, Queen Bareyl kidnapped him and brain washed him. Well in the meantime the sailor scouts needed a Tuxedo Mask to help them fight, so the good soul of Darian separated to become the Arabian Knight

-Sailormoon was written by a lady named Takeushi Naoko (at least its better than calling her Naomi Tamagotchi)

-Each scout is represented by a color of the rainbow. Mercury is white to represent her innocence as far as her love life goes. Mars is black because of her sophistication. Jupiter is brown, representing how earthy she is. Venus's color is red because Venus is the god of love. Saturn is black illustrating her depression. Uranus is green 'cause she is so rich. Neptune is yellow to show her creativeness. Pluto is blue as a result of her loneliness (someone didn't pass kindergarten when we were covering the colors of the RAINBOW, and how is saturn and mars the same color?)

-They are currently developing a sixth season, Sailormoon T, and in it Usagi and Mamoru have sex on screen, and Mamoru reveals all to the screen. Michiru and Haruka make out, then have sex on screen. Setsuna and Mamoru hit it off and have sex, and Setsuna shows her stuff. She becomes pregnant and the baby, Meioh Epi-chan, and she becomes Sailorsun

-There's an anime of the Sailor V manga that takes place after SMSS where Chibi-usa is born, but she's the wrong person, so Mercury kills her. The baby is resurrected by some evil group and becomes evil, and kills Minako, and when Minako is resurrected, she can't become Sailor Venus, so she becomes Sailor V. Then V goes wacko and kills Artemis and Luna who are also resurrected, except Luna is Diana. Minako gets her Venus powers back when Raye and Makoto get new transformations, and Ami runs off with Mamoru. The transformation is ( Planet ) Magic Power Make Up. Then Usagi kills herself, along with Haruka, so Sailor Earth takes Sailor Moon's place. Then Sailorpluto kills herself because Hotaru joins a biker gang. Then, after Sailor Earth tells her to, Michiru gets a sex-change. Then ChibiChibi returns and makes everything go back to the way it was, and erases all of their memories (honestly?)

-there was going to be a 6th seson of SM, but Pionere sued the entire shabanza of people who had to do with SM, and but of course, Miss Naoko. Pionere claimed that SM was copying off of Pretty Sammy. LIARS! There might be a Sailor Chibi tv show wich will take place in Chrystal Tokyo. And that tv show will attack Pretty Sammy! Remember, SM came first, does get better ratings, and will kick that iddiots over at Pionerre, and Sammy, in the butts

-Uranus' speech is "I AM THE FIGHTER OF URANUS AND YOU WILL SUFFER IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE (S.URANUS: SUFFER damn YOU, I COMMAND YOU FOR I AM SAILOR URANUS!! )

-Pluto's speech is "I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AND THAT MEANS YOUR DESTRUCTION IS IMMINENT. PLUTO PREVAILS!" (YU-GI-OH REFERENCE: I SUMMON SAILOR PLUTO THE SOLDIER OF DESTRUCTION!! *PLUTO COMES OUT FROM THE DOOR OF TIME* I SHALL PREVAIL!!)

-Neptune's speech is "I HAVE SEEN EVIL, AND YOU ARE IT, YOU'LL BE PUNISHED ON BEHALF OF NEPTUNE (SHE SAW IT THROUGH HER MIRROR AND KNEW ABOUT IT!!)

-Little Sailor Moon's speech is "FIGHTINING FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE, I AM THE YOUNG AND CUTE LITTLE SAILOR MOON!" (WAIT...LITTLE MOON? THE YOUNG AND CUTE LITTLE SAILOR MOON??)

OKIES....sorry for all the caps...the cap lock stayed on and i didn't feel like retyping everything...but I hope you enjoyed this bit...I'll post more up when its not soooo late...
~Princess Cosmos~

(Jeez...that Sailor Cosmos one was just plain mean....)

[Lady1Venus]

people like making fabercations up to draw attention and get more hits (visitors)

Maybe sites like these is how that old member Mitsumi got her wild tale from that Rini wasn't Darien's Daughter, that Sailor Moon cheated on Darien to have a baby with Prince Diamond. Oh and she also said Darien was dead at the time too...

There is no way that is true as for one

When Rini would have been conceived, Diamond and his brother and anyone else would have alread been banished from Earth to Planet Nemsis (Dark Moon). Diamond was banished there as a boy. Rini is only like 4 or 5 years old when she first appears and that was only a year after the Dark Moon began their attack. Darien wouldn't have been dead as the only time people have died was during battles and they were always resurrected at the end.

So where would have Mitsumi, get her information from?

[Princess Cosmos]

From crazy rumors like that, I'm sure thats how she believed she was so right...
More interesting rumors (credit also goes to eternalsailormoon.org), stuff in parentheses at the end of the rumor are my personal input, and again i just might feel like leaving caps lock on. Just doing stuff, getting ready for the next term to start next month and dreading my husband's parents coming to visit..

-When the Moon Kingdom was invaded by Metallia, Queen Serenity used her Mystical Silver Crystal to seal Metallia into a golden crystal that hung off her castle which she sent to point D

-The S season is the retelling of the story in the Bible. Usagi is the virgin Mary. When she goes into Master Pharoah 90, what you don't see is Hotaru disappearing, Usagi getting pregnant, and then giving birth to her, which is why she's all weird looking at the end of that episode, and that's why she appears holding a baby. Hotaru is the Dark Messiah, as said throughout the series, just like in the Bible (THAT WAS THE FASTEST PREGNANCY IN THE WORLD THEN!)

-The Four Sisters aren't really sisters. They're brothers

-In Japan, because of nudity and violence, Sailormoon was considered hentai. DiC, since they liked the story of Sailormoon, cut out all of the hentai scenes and changed some dialogue so that the show could be watchable for American kids (JUST A SIDE NOTE, BUT NOWADAYS I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT NUDITY OR SOME NUDITY AND PROFANITY WOULD BE AN ISSUE ON TV)

-Sailor Pluto, along with the other Outer Scouts, use the talismans to control space (SO IF THAT'S TRUE, THEY COULDN'T STOP OR CONTROL GALAXIA, WHY?)

-In Sailor Stars, Sailor Galaxia and the Sailor Animates are searching for the golden scouts

-Seiya, Yaten & Taiki are Brothers, princes to Serena's Court. When Luna and Artemis found out that there were Brothers on the Sailor Scouts- they thought they had gone wacko. Yet they remembered Queen Serenity's story about 3 Brothers that would represent their world in Serena's Court. These 3 could Transform into Scouts of a Different Uniform- Sailor Starlights. Eventually, Serena would become part of their Team-STARLIGHT SAILOR MOON- and get to wear a modification of their Uniform. Now, I focus on me- Sailor StarFighter. I am Seiya, one of the Brothers. Using the STARLIGHT FIGHTER POWER ROD, I transform from a Human Male into Sailor StarFighter. Carrying great Power, I still need to learn how to command it- including my Starlight Battle Commands. You see me wearing the headset up TOP. Yaten is Sailor StarHealer, one of us who uses the Starlight Power to heal others of injuries. Taiki is Sailor StarMaker, one who can Restore using the Starlight Power. I use the Starlight Power to provide Defense Capacity to the Scouts- especially to my Brothers. You also see in the above pic Serena in the top Right Corner- that's her as STARLIGHT SAILOR MOON, one of the Original Sailors in a New Capacity (UMM...YES?)

-In the future, Chibi Usa is Moon Princess Serena

-SOS is the sole reason Sailormoon exists in the US (THE SAVE OUR SOLDIERS CAMPAIGN THAT HAS EVERYTHING WRONG, YEP THEM...)

-When Hotaru was a little girl her father was performing an experiment on makeing a link to an alternate dimensiontion, her father was nice enough to allow her to watch the test. Unfortunately once Tomoe had activated the experement, there was a giant explosion and this link to another dimension was sucessful. Hotaru's body was volated and taken over by another evil force. This evil force only emerges when it sees fit to give out orders, it has a dark voice which talks though Hotaru and transmits into speakers that Tomoe has setup for her (I don't exactly understand what the speakers are for). Hotaru's father Professor Tomoe wears glasses, and one of his lenses has a pagan symbol on it which the evil force has placed on him to keep control of him (VAULTED? OR VIOLATED? EITHER WAY..EWW..)

-After a Lunar Eclipse that happens once every one million years, Queen Beryl broke free from a seal that kept her locked in the "Dark Kingdom". Queen Beryl's band of evil consists of the main leader "Queen Metallia" and her four dark knights Jadeite, Nefiyte, Zoisite, and Kunzite. They immediately attacked the Moon Kingdom with a vengeance and killed everyone (UMM..WHAT?)

-Princess Serenity's mother, Queen Serenity called upon the power of the Empyream Silver Crystal to lock Queen Beryl away for another millennia. By doing this Queen Serenity also gathered up all the dead corpses left over from the attack including her doughtier and Prince Endymon. She then sends everyone far into the future to be reborn as human offspring with different families. Queen Serenity then died on the moon, her soal to now linger there for the rest of time to keep eye over Earth (DEAD CORPSES?)

-Raye and Hotaru had a thing for each other, Haruka in love with Ami, Hotaru, Setsuna, and ecpessialy Michurii. Another little group included: ChibiUsa, Hotaru, Chibi Chibi, and Michurii. Serina and Darien. Lita, and the three starlights. Luna, Diana, Artamis, Minerva, and Cupid were a little group. A while after that Chibi Usa and Chibi Chibi would fight over Darien (who had just dumped Serina) and Heilos; finally Chibi Usa got Heilos and Chibi Chibi got Darien. Raye dumped Hotaru for Setsuna. Haruka only saw Ami every first Thursday of the month and saw Michurii all the rest of the time. Serina then had Yaten. Hotaru had Lita. Starfighter and Starmaker (I forgot their names) were in love. And everyone got married exept Mina. She got tired of all the mussy stuff where she met a cute trillionare named Nathanel. Everyone became jeliuos of her. Raye put a red bow in her hain to look more like Mina. Haruka tried to grow her hair out to look like Mina. Serina tool her meatballs down cut her hair and changed her bangs to try to look like Mina. Everyone exept the boys tried to look like Mina. Mina and Nathanel have everything they could ever want including eachother and they lived happily ever after. But as for everyone else they ended up working at a car was for a $1.00 a day (.........*DYING OF LAUGHTER IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM*.................)

-There is a season called SH. The S stands for secretisem and the H stands for homasectual. It's where all the scouts have sex with each other but keep it a secret (THERES ANOTHER ONE FOR LARRY)

-The Sailor DD's appear at the end of Stars. There are four, and they're Rini's friends from the future. They are also the star seeds of Rini, Serena, Christine*Sailor Saturn* and Michelle*Sailor Neptune*. The first DD is Sailor StarlightChibiMoon. She's eight, the second youngest DD. She's the star seed of Rini, and very weak as a Scout. Her attacks are Pink Princess' Freezing Kiss, Pink Starlight Tiara and Starlight Tiara Stardust. Her fuku looks like Super Sailor ChibiMoon's, but she has this star pendant she uses to transform. She goes around as Usaka Michi and says 'Starlight Pink Crystal Power, Make-up' to transform. She's also Sailor StarlightEternalMoon's future daughter. The second DD is Sailor StarlightEternalMoon. She's 15, the second oldest of the DD's. She's the star seed of Serena, and the leader of the DD's. Her attacks are Starlight Moon Healing Kiss, Starlight Eternal Tiara and Star Eternal Revoulution. Her fuku looks like Eternal Sailor Moon's, only without the pink little puffy shoulder things and stuff. She goes around as Tskino Chibi and says 'Starlight Eternal Moon Power, Make-up' to transform. She's also the DD's princess, Princess Chibi Serenity, before the first three DD's found her. *They were searching for their princess to make the Eternal Star Scepter, which Sailor StarlightEternalMoon uses in her attacks* The third DD is Sailor StarlightChibiSaturn. She's four, and the youngest.. even though she's the most powerful. She's the star seed of Christine, basically her chibi form. Her attacks are Starlight Reborn Energy, Starlight Silence Glaive Wall and Starlight Saturn Energy. Her fuku looks like a cross between ChibiMoon's Super fuku and the manga Saturn Eternal fuku *without the petal shoulders or whatever*. She goes around as Kou Chibi Chibi and says 'Starlight Saturn Crystal Energy, Make-up' to transform. The fourth DD is Sailor StarlightNeptune. She 16, and the oldest. She's the star seed of Michelle. Her attacks are Starlight Submerge, Starlight Ocean Shaking and Star Neptune Revoulution. Her fuku looks like Neptune's, and kinda like a cross between Neptune's Super fuku and ChibiMoon's original. She goes around as Kaiou Ruru and says 'Starlight Neptune Power, Make-up' to transform (IT MIGHT MAKE FOR GOOD FANFIC...)

-Meiou Setsuna means "an instant kind of death (NEW!! INSTANT DEATH!! JUST OPEN THE POUCH, POUR IT OUT, ADD WATER AND YOU HAVE INSTANT DEATH!! BUY NOW! )

-Michiru and Haruka were abandoned by their parents. That is why they can only have enough money to live in the same apartment. Michiru and Haruka met each other in a orphanage shelter in the Juuban district of Tokyo (YEP, THATS HOW THEY HAVE THAT ABILITY TO LIVE IN SUCH A SWANKY APARTMENT)

-The meaning of SuperS is Super Squad (SAILOR MOON SUPER SQUAD!)

-Haruka is in love with Mamoru. She makes it so apparent, hanging with Michiru and all.
When Mamoru is killed by Galaxia, he divides himself into three women, the Sailor Starlights to protect Usagi, and a 4th woman who is Kakyuu. But Kakyuu gets lost, and she is the key to make the 4 come back to become Mamoru so that's the reason why the Starlights are looking for Kakyuu

-Tuxedo Mask has split personalities. Tigers eye, Moonlite night, Sailor Moon, Endimoin, Aunty Beatrice and Mowmoru (WAIT, I THOUGHT HE WAS THE STARLIGHTS AND KAKYUU A LITTLE WHILE AGO)

[Lady1Venus]

Where does people come up with his crap?